Turns out I’m an INFJ and frankly I can’t disagree with it. Describes me almost perfectly. So yeah, check it out and if you want to find out what you are, click the link below:
unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them
they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education
teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit
oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend
i wonder why
jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole
how come no one ever talks about how hans was about to slice elsa’s fucking head off
its like every character in the movie was g-rated disney, except for hans, hans literally came straight out of game of thrones
the southern isles send their regards
On January 29th 2014, a petition to deport Justin Bieber overreached its 100,000 signatures requirement (108,192 signatures). White House policy states that all signatures that reach the required number of signatures MUST receive a response from the White House, as made evident by past petitions regarding the building of a Death Star and the deportation of Piers Morgan.
Here is the official White House response:
Sorry to disappoint, but we won’t be commenting on this one.
The We the People terms of participation state that, “to avoid the appearance of improper influence, the White House may decline to address certain procurement, law enforcement, adjudicatory, or similar matters properly within the jurisdiction of federal departments or agencies, federal courts, or state and local government in its response to a petition.”
So we’ll leave it to others to comment on Mr. Bieber’s case, but we’re glad you care about immigration issues. Because our current system is broken. Too many employers game the system by hiring undocumented workers, and 11 million people are living in the shadows.
That status quo isn’t good for our economy or our country. We need common-sense immigration reform to make sure everyone plays by the same set of rules.
Not only is it the right thing to do morally, it’s the right thing for our country: Independent economists say immigration reform will grow our economy and shrink our deficits by almost $1 trillion in the next 20 years. For those of you counting at home, that’s 12.5 billion concert tickets — or 100 billion copies of Mr. Bieber’s debut album.
We need a smart, effective immigration system — one that can keep up with the demands of a 21st century economy. Here’s the President’s plan:
- Continue to strengthen our border security: The President’s proposal gives law enforcement the tools they need to make our communities safer from crime, enhances our infrastructure and technology, and strengthens our ability to remove criminals and apprehend and prosecute threats to our national security.
- Streamline legal immigration: Legal immigration should be simple and efficient. The President’s proposal provides visas to foreign entrepreneurs looking to start businesses here, helps the most promising foreign graduate students in science and math stay in this country after graduation, and reunites families in a timely and humane manner.
- Provide a pathway to citizenship: The President’s proposal provides undocumented immigrants with a legal way to earn citizenship so they can come out of the shadows. It holds them accountable by requiring they pass background checks, pay taxes and a penalty, go to the back of the line, and learn English. It requires everyone to play by the same rules.
- Crack down on employers hiring undocumented workers: The President’s proposal is designed to stop businesses from exploiting the system by knowingly hiring undocumented workers. It holds these companies accountable, and gives employers who want to play by the rules a reliable way to verify that their employees are here legally.
Now, the only complete and long-lasting solution is for Congress to fix our broken immigration system by passing this kind of common-sense reform. Last year, the Senate took an important first step, passing an immigration reform bill with strong bipartisan support. Now is the time for the House of Representatives to act. House Republicans recently put out their standards for immigration reform, and the next step is simple: They just need to schedule a vote for reform. Never say never — House Republicans could do this tomorrow.
All around the world, people look at America as a place of opportunity. And with comprehensive, common-sense immigration reform, we can make sure it stays that way.
Thanks for your petition. While we weren’t able to address your direct concerns about Mr. Bieber, we hope you believe your We the People experience was a positive one.
So there we go. Justin Bieber stays.
sqrt(cos(x))*cos(300x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(6-x^2), -sqrt(6-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5
I smiled so wide.
i really needed this right now
who can’t read a hand clock
you’d be surprised
raising awareness for turtle bullying.
a growing problem.
A very slowly growing problem.
This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it
Long live the king…
What does this mean?
That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask.
YOU LEFT OUT THE MOTHERFUCKING CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS THEY FOUND ON THE FLOOR OF THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE
OLDER THAN THE AZTECS AND COMPLETELY SMOOTH AND 3 TIMES BIGGER THAN THE EGYPTIAN CHEOPS AND NO ONE KNOWS HOW IT GOT THERE.
IM SORRY BUT WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME IVE HEARD OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS WHAT IS THIS SHIT
OKAY HERE’S YOUR DEBRIEFING OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMID BECAUSE THAT IS SOME CRAZY SHIT.
IN 2012 FRENCH AND AMERICAN SCIENTISTS STUDYING THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE STUMBLED UPON THIS HUGE TRANSLUCENT PYRAMID
THIS THING MEASURED 300 METERS WIDE AND 200 METERS TALL. THAT’S BIGGER THAN THE PYRAMIDS OF GIZA SO YOU COULD IMAGINE HOW CRAZY THIS WAS TO THE SCIENTISTS
NOW THIS IS ALL 2000 METERS UNDERWATER. THE SCIENTISTS THEN DISCOVERED TWO HOLES AT THE TOP OF THE PYRAMID THAT MOVE WATER THRU AT AN EXTREMELY FAST RATE. THIS CAUSES MASIVE SURGE WAVES AND MIST ON THE SURFACE. THAT MAY BE THE REASON FOR THE INCIDENTS WITH BOATS AND PLANES CRASHING THERE
THEY’RE SAYING THAT THIS PYRAMID COULD BE FROM THE TIME BEFORE THE BIBLE SAYS NOAH’S ARK HAPPENED
BUT WHATEVER IT IS THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE JUST GOT LIKE A BILLION TIMES CREEPIER
Seriously I cannot begin to explain how sick and tired I am of seeing this particular post on my dashboard.
The whole crystal pyramid is a bloody myth. 0.4 seconds of a Google Search and you’d be able to see it.
Research - it’s your friend.
Pro: I get to have a much slower morning so I’m not rushing around to get ready for work.
Con: I still have to work Good Friday and Easter Monday (and Saturday, but most people are I guess).
Still, they’re four hour shifts so I can’t complain too much; that and they are - you know - paying me. That’s pretty much the biggest point in favour of me working whilst most my friends are at home, lying in bed laughing at me XD
Sorry but every time I see shit like this, I can’t help but call bullshit. In some cases these could be good indicators, but really it’s hardly accurate to any real good degree.
First of all, the eye contact thing. From personal experience, I have horrible trouble looking people in the eye except for two circumstances, the first being if I’m in a group of people (that way I can quickly look around and different people) and the second being if I’m incredibly pissed off at the person I’m talking to. Most the time I will have my eyes closed or I’ll be looking away when I’m talking. This is because people have said they have felt uncomfortable when I look at them, so years of this shit have left me almost incapable of looking people in the eye when talking to them.
It’s not just me either. I know so many people (and I bet you do to) that have trouble with looking people in the eye. The idea that “they don’t look me in the eye, they must be lying” is a fucking stupid leap of logic, negating Occam’s razor (the simplest solution is most often the most likely) and wilfully ignoring people’s social comfort levels.
The whole “I” idea; I cannot begin to explain how weird an assertion this is. I’ve yet to meet a liar that fits this particular bill. Hell, how many bullshit “I did this” and “I didn’t do that” stories do we hear in a lifetime? One of the biggest ones that springs to mind:
…I want you to listen to me. I’m going to say this again: I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time; never…
- Former United States President, Bill Clinton
Next we move onto how we present ourselves, i.e. arms bunched up, etc. Again, this isn’t taking social comfort levels into account at all. Has it ever occurred to these ‘detective’ folk that maybe people just aren’t comfortable around people? And hell it’s not like people with a lack of social skills are in a tiny minority. And what about people who are just naturally restless? They must be terribly dishonest.
Finally, the whole “watch the face” aspect. This could be true…for bad liars. Really bad liars.
Sorry but these kind of fucking posts anger me to a possibly unreasonable degree, but for fuck sake people there’s no magical lie detection system that we can use in everyday life. We can measure stress, we can measure discomfort and we can do research on the stories we tell, but can we stop pretending that liars can be so easily spotted by just staring at them?
Unboxing video AND it’s up to my subscribers *and people watching* to choose the next video I work on…because I’m indecisive with stuff like this. xD
Reblogging as I’m in a tie, so please please please send me your votes *either via comments on YT or even asks here* to see the next video that goes up on my channel.
Placed my vote.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
STOLE A KISS PRANK
I’m telling you right here, right now, if you kiss me without my consent I will destroy you. I will hit you so hard in your nether regions that your future children (should you unfortunately reproduce) will feel it.
For real though people don’t do this. This is sick and totally disgusting. Sexual assault isn’t a freakin’ joke or a prank.
If someone did this to me, I don’t think my fiance would mind if I needed help hiding the body.
Damn right I wouldn’t have a problem. Anyone who thinks they can just walk up to someone and kiss them because “it’s just a kiss” or <insert fucking moronic excuse here>, please observe the following:
If you’re trying to ‘steal’ a kiss from someone without their consent (hence the term ‘steal’) then you’re a fucking idiot and I have no problem with you having your arse handed to you by the victim (or someone on behalf of the victim).